And Finally... The Best of 2007

The year was kicked off with my um... GI surgery so really, it was all uphill from there, beginning with:

Best laid turd by stranger
Anonymous, breaking and entering Turd layer (Heather's house) And dude, seriously, I bet you pick up your dog's poop... why not you're own?

Best Deep Thoughts
So do you think that maybe we're not as good looking as we think we are?

Boyfriends (er somthin)
Heather's Mr. Halloween.
The Marshal
Mr. Over-communicator (he was neither Han's or Meyers')

Food:
Cline's wings. God DAMN!

Bar Tenders I love to Hate:
Juell - Stasiu's Place (we love you STASIU's! Just remember I'm under 5 feet tall when divying out shots)

Best Pet
This was really tough, but Max, you really brought the love this year. No pun intended.



Best place to enjoy beverages and the great outdoors:
The Cline's win it again with the 3 Floors of Love. You guys are all over the place.
Second runner up: Club Jaeger's Fire Pit of Goodness. Oh you keep me so warm and campy.

Best Bargains
The Secret Store (The "Sal" or Salvation Army on 10th Ave. And Washington Ave. N.)

Best Plot Gone Awry
Christmas Stalking 2007

Least Visited Homestead
Hanson's Pad (No, not THAT one--geez)

Best Bowling Score
Schwing... 135. Nice! Dudes are probably having a hard time coming onto you with that score, sooo intimidating.

Best Owned Bowling Ball
Hanson's Purple 8.5 lb. Cannon. Good for anything under 59.

Favorite New After-work Spot
ClubJaeger (and their MeatStick Bloody Mary)























Best Bullshit Called
Ed Emerson - - Pwnd!
"D" -- so, what's you're girlfriend's name again?
Tommy K.: Aren't you like married?
The Marshal - So you're engaged to like 3 girls then?

Best Shenanigans leveled abroad
Schwing/Hans Deutschland trip


Best Halloween costume
Monkey! Kim Cline